WNBC anchor Sue Simmons has been the object of ridicule this week for shouting of "What the fuck are you doing?" during a live promo for Channel 4's 11 pm newscast on Monday night. The Post has decided to gun for "Silly Sue" with a story about the anchor's "liquid dinners between broadcasts." The front-page headline reads, "Boozy Suzy: Revealing the 'sauces' of foul-mouthed anchor." This must be an attempt to use "sauces" as a pun for "sources," but, like Sue Simmons herself did last year, it falls flat.